Harley (Henry Fonda): “Did I ever tell ya how my Uncle Charlie got stoved up?"John (Jimmy Stewart), sighing: “No, Harley.”
Harley: “His home set right out in the prairie. One day he went in the outhouse and got caught right in the middle of a stampede. When he went in there wasn't a cow in sight. A few minutes later, 365 longhorns ran over him. Broke him up something terrrible. That was 19 years ago and he's still constipated.”
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Harley: “I've eaten mighty good food in my life, but this weren't part of it.”
Cook: “Yeah, well, I ain't heard no complaints from none of the others.”
Harley: “Yeah, well, they ain't as well-bred as I am.”
